Band Mehmbehrs

-Offishul Lest uv Baind Mehmbehrs ain Speshul or Recurring Charicturs in baind, on rekords, or ait Group X shows-

  • Hashmeer Shashmeer aka Moist Towellette: Voice, lyric, maik band, wroting of songs
  • 1-pak: menthor of Hashmeer ain baist rappur evhur. Evin famus rapper calling 2-pac naim himsailf 2nd best in homage
  • Ice-pac: browther uv mentor 1-pak. He use a coil wun thyme two write a rhyme
  • DJ Erik Turturro, Attorney at Law, aka Karen Smeth “The Harpsichord”: original bass player – returhned to Cramshananteen aifter recording Peppermaint Joe albhum becawse he neehd fininsh sertin law degree coarses
  • Pepperment Joe: original drummer, now returned, currently work at Jerry Hut
  • Blade Razorr aka DJ 1-2 punch: hired temporarily in 1998 two replace DJ Erik turturro on bass unteel erik return weth shep
  • Rex Wif Da Machine aka DJ Rock Solid: hired temporarily in 1998 to drum piepots until Peppermaint Joe make it to Yew Nork
  • White Chocolate: Guest rapper, beatboxer and backing vocals (the only one claiming to be a “white / American” character)
  • Jahwn: hot string on 3,7,9 40 oz. Slushie – baist guitar coach heving he in cramshananteen
  • Natural Disaster: yails on 40 oz. Slushie aind Stepping on Crowtche, bodeegard, cymbal set-up
  • Haht Pauwkett: originul alias of White Chocolate, who rap on many shet like main on White Chocolate Group X hey it abowt heez baind “White Chocolate” an the X
  • Maverick DiCaprio AKA Big Shanty: Responsiblette for the making best of Group X – master engineer evury Group X production – “guy”
  • Obveeus Bandit: steels in a slow fashun while occashonoly vomit claim chowdir on yu ait Group X show
  • Patron Saint: mercinary, will desind from tiled ceeling at show ain kell oon babhie evry time u eet Captain’s Wafer cracker
  • Toot toot red cahndies: a food
  • Sue frum Waffle Hut: a lahdie, proud uv waffles
  • Stinky Madison aka Powerglove: maister 40 oz slushie weef his toot-toot mashine, cymbal set-up
  • Chiropractor Doug Hewitt: Chiropractor for baist adjowst, friend of yancy, rown for office in general election, car poster
  • Torch: originul character
  • Pushcart: originul charictur
  • Truck: originul character
  • Jerrie: akwaintance of Eddie
  • Eddie: know Jerrie
  • One-Cat Wonder: meow on Geev Five Doller aind bee yond
  • Warshington Jaif: howt string on two many guys ain white choc ain rollerskait part 2
  • The King of Africa (Dainny Advainthej) – speshul rap for Good Girl Yais part 2
  • Midnaite Snhacke: yell loud on White Chocolate part 2, Jordan Erikson staig alius
  • Pirate Chuchuch: he giv a good Arrrr on bang me bang aka Bang Bang Bang
  • Eric the Cait: meowrfs on Bang Bang Bang
  • minx: scream like oon cait on meny sowngs
  • The 3 French Hens: Raip groop frum Fraince, heving 3 mehmbers hoo rap abowth zham ain poulette / beeceeclewttes, also flute
  • MC Matradie Marc Cherie: Leed singher uv the 3 French Hens: lives in Paris, loves “Za Tower”, plays flute, attractive
  • MC matria d’ Pitted Prune: 2nd rapper in 3 French hens, best on bassoon and also a matriadie, shorter than the others
  • MC maitre d’ Scwamble Egg: 3rd membher uv ze 3 French hens rapp groop, taiks pwivate lessons on the flute
  • Cherie, Marie, and Antoinette: checks who meet the 3 French Hens around near the Champs Elysese
  • The Bad Gents: awlso franes of Hashmeer who whain he fownd on hiz jurney hiding owt, mowst peeple goodth, use maynaisse
  • Chocaree Chew: Oriental rapp gaing started uv cool kedth, parints own caindy gais stashun
  • Queen Golirra (Caco Bainks): God uv Chocaree Chew, who they desided to pray to
  • Belly Good: rapper in Chocaree Chew, kick lime with clew, eet only chocaree chew, put all vanilla in an envelope manirra
  • Dowg: appeer in meny sowngs
  • Remon Rime: Choracee chew rapper, lips limes, rhyme slice like samaruia sword, rhyme so good you think it’s haiku
  • Cait: he bain thare
  • ghost uv 1-pak: he visit Hashmeer often
  • Onion Ear: backup rapper for MC Dickbone, croatian, one ear is replaced with onion by accident in surgery
  • MC Dickbone: censored see Geev Five Doller solo album of Hashmeer Shashmeer ain frains
  • DJ Hydrogen Peroxide: Best DJ in Cramshananteen maiking beets for Hashmeer ain wurk elictronically for ain weth cawse they franes
  • DJ Yiggity Yoonderpahnts: 2nd best DJ in Cramshananteen
  • Glain: Hev operait See of Thyme, heving meecrowaiv, now meecrowaiv broke
  • The 18th Century Gentlemen: appeer on Geev Five Doller curtesy of Time Capsul, tame mares for the sake of personal pride and fortune
  • Jereny Jesus: membher uv 18th Century Gentlemen, twizzles canes, tames mares Like a vicious teddy roosevelt, knows canes
  • General Bouregaurd: proprietor of The 18th Century Gentlemen, estate proprietor, reluctant father of Lieutenant Bouregaurd
  • Lieutenant Bouregard: clarinet for 18th century gentlemen, nearly forgotten son of General Bouregaurd, hopes to take over the estate
  • The Baker’s Dozen: friends of Hashmeer, 13 guys who would’ve failed cooking school if it weren’t for their mnemonic-device rhymes
  • The Christmas Freaks: friends of Hashmeer, literally upset unless it is the month of December, find the other months too hot
  • Brance aka or incorrectly referred to as “Bobby McPrescott”: little boy on cheese sowng, advized by Block of Cheese
  • Mr. Block of Cheese: appears on Stepping on the Crowtche courtesy of Americans Dairy Farm
  • Mackingtosh 381000 Computron: gaits paised on “Bang Bang Bang”
  • Christemass Reeves – hoaps on “Bang Bang Bang”
  • Hillairy Clintock: sexytalkes on “Rollerskate Date”
  • Parmelatt Andersown: gaits arouwsaed on “Pay For Your Gas or Lose Your I.D.”
  • Agent Cathe: knows the secrits of dezire, takes vedeyo evidince
  • Brick Pehnis: deck ez oon breck
  • Fraish Paick: long lowst adowptid browhter of 1-pak and ice-pac, said not to hev inheritid the rhyme genes bowt goodth at marbuls
  • Cold-pak: therapist uv 1-pak ain Ice-pac, slight influence on 1940s rhyme-struckture of Ice-pac
  • Schmaiero Twins: One hev redth, one hev green, faistest Twens yu evhur scene, collect mushedroom aind coyn
  • Derek Shashmeer (debut in 2030): sun of Hashmeer, future singer uv Group X, oath sined in cramshananteen en 1945