Geev Five Doller (2009)

01 What To Use / Heina On Hhip

Travuling, arownd the wurld
Heeding out (California)
We learn about
What to use
IN ORDER TO NOT DO AN EARTH-POLLUTE!
You don’t hev to hurt an animul
Even if u wawnt to do a terror-wrist
We have advice
Don’t theenk twice
Doooooo not to use:
Bowmb (Bowmb!)
Grenaid (Grenaid!)
Mashine Gunn (Mashine Gunn!)
Nife! (Nife!)
Better to uuuuuuuuuuuuse:
Mawnaisse (Mawnaisse!)
Cherry Sawce (Cherry Sawce!)
Dip (Dip!)
Did the dip (Dip!)

I put haind on hhip
When i dip the dip thee dip
I put a heenie on tha hhip
when i dip tha dip dip
I put heina on hhip
when i dip the dip the dip
I put a hain on hhip
When i dip the dip thee dip,
I put Hhip!

Travuling, arownd the wurld
With DJ Hydrogen Peroxide
We lurn abowt environment
GLOBAL OR OTHERWISE, ENVIRONMENT!
Eef you hev car you put tire on it
Ef yu hev shret you iron it
But we have advice
Don’t theenk twice
Doooooo not to using a
Bowmb (Bowmb!)
Grenaid (Grenaid!)
Mashine Gunn (Mashine Gunn!)
Nife! (Nife!)
Better to uuuuuuuuuuuuse:
Mawnaisse (Mawnaisse!)
Cherry Sawce (Cherry Sawce!)
Dip (Dip!)
Did the dip (Dip!)

I put heina on hhip
When i dip the dippy dip
I put a heina on tha hhip
when i dip tha dip dip
I will put heina on hhip
when i dip, the dip
I putting heina on hhip
When i dip the dippy dip
I putting heina on hhip
When i dip, the dip
the dip
the dip
the dip
the dip-thee-dip
I putting hain on hhip
when i dip tha dip a dip
I put hain on hhip
when i dip the dippy dip
I put….
“To Breakdown!”

“DJ Hydrogen Peroxide!!!!”

Ohhhh Sprekoonzy Shet, Leestin:

Have u ever seen a human covered in Cherry Sawce?… They Hate It!
Have u ever seen a human covered in
Mawnaisse?… They Hate It!
Have u ever seen a human covered in Cherry Sawce?… They Hate It!
Have u ever seen a hyoomin covered in
Mawnaisse?… They Hate It!

Have u ever seen a human covered in Cherry Sawce?… NO!! They Hate It!
Have u ever seen a human covered in
Mawnaisse?… NO!! They Hate It!
Have u ever seen a human covered in Cherry Sawce?… They Hate It!
Have u ever seen a human covered in
Mawnaisse?… They Hate It!!!!

02 Head To The Left, Tongue Out!

I know prosteetoot
She want to lick
But she first want to know if
I HEV DICKHE!
I said Yais I did but you hev to pay she said
I do not like this way
I said Too Baidth, Look at you what have
Oo Hat, oo rait, and a deadth pyussycathe
She said
Why you telling this I have middul naim
Now pay or I call Eric wif tha candoocane
So I did to go to phonecall to Patron Saint
Asked him to bring credit cahrd but he said “Cain’t”
I said Oh you can not? Then what about Debit Cahrd?
He said Hashmeer, I do not know what is Debit Cahrd
I said it is thing that you uze to buy snaick
And if you do not to eet it they to giv a money baick
Right about then I heard a littul kidth showt
“Head to the Left, Tongue Out!”

Head to the Left, Tongue Out!
Head to the Left, Tongue Out!
Head to ze Left, Tongue Out!
If you don’t hev tongue then you don’t hev mouth

Head to the Left, Tongue Out!
Head to the Left, Tongue Out!
Head to the Left, Tongue Out!
What you do with tongue you do with mouth

I know prosteetoot she’s not pwalice
But she first want to know is I PWALICE!
I said no eye em not but I have oo dickhe
She said “I theenk I want to giv a lick”
So I said you can do this but you first do a spraybaith
You smelling like a Hog an Cheese sandwich on a gay rait
Ok, maybe the rat just heving experiment!
But hurry to washing crotche
I don’t want bad experooyence
So she didth
WHAT?!
Washing crowtche
But then she theenking can calling Hashmeer “Hash”
No she can not, bad-educait prosteetoot
Wenting to hit baskitsball but she forgot to shoot
I did a bezbol and hit a 40-point baskit
Bish said “How ewe do this?”
I said “I Practise”
And everytime I didth I heard a little kid showt:
“Head to the Left, Tongue Out!”

Head to the Left, Tongue Out!
Head to the Left, Tongue Out!
Head to ze Left, Tongue Out!
If you don’t hev tongue then you don’t hev mouth

Head to the Left, Tongue Out!
Head to the Left, Tongue Out!
Head to the Left, Tongue Out!
What you doing with tongue you do with mouth

Head to the Left, Tongue Out!

Head to ze Left, Tongue Out!

Head to the Left, Tongue Out,
What you doing with tongue you do with mouth

03 Money Collector’s Coin Toss

Money collectur’s coyn toss!
Money collectur’s coyn toss!
Money collectur’s coyn toss!
Money collectur’s coyn toss!
Money collectur’s coyn toss!
Money collectur’s coyn toss!
Money collectur’s coyn toss!
Money collectur’s coyn toss!

(Phone cawl sound) Geev Five Doller
(Phone cawl sound) Geev Ten Doller
(Phone cawl sound) Geev Tweinty Doller
(Phone cawl sound) Giv Yoursailf
(Phone cawl sound) Giv Yoursailf

04 Baby Haz Butt

(cue elegant myoosic)

She haz a Butt!
My baby haz butt!
she haz Butt!
baby haz a butt!
she haz a Butt!
my baby x alot
my baby haz Butt!
she haz butt!
(break off)
She haz a Butt!
baby, my baby x alot
my baby haz butt
my Baby haz a Butt!
my baby my baby, this baby
this baby
she haz a Butt!
my baby hev Butt!
baby, my baby, my baby, my baby
She Haz Butt!
baby, my baby, my baby heving butt
My Baby Haz Butt!…
(offishul breakoff)

My Snaik doez not wawnt eny un-less she Haz a BUTT!

she haz Butt!
my baby my baby
my baby haz Butt!
she having Butt!
my baby my baby
my baby haz Butt!
baby my baby my baby having butt
she has a butt!
my baby my baby my baby this baby
My Baby Haz Butt!

DJ HYDROGEN PEROXIDE!!!!!!!

05 Is Your Dog?

man:
Hey, good dowg…

lahdie: Is mine!

main: Hmmm, you hev seen my dog?

ladie: yais

mahn: whut breed?

lahdie: dowg!

man: mine awlso is breed

ladye: whut kine?

man: mmmmm, Hawaiian Minx

(One-Cat Wonder mearfs on traiks)

man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is thait Your Dog?
lahdie: Is My Dog!

man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is thait Your Dog?
lahdie: Is not My Dog!

man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is thait Your Dog?
man: Is thait Your Dog?
lahdie: Is My Dog!
lahdie: is not my dog!

man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is thait Your Dog?
lahdie: Is not My Dog

man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is thait Your Dog?
lahdie: Is not My Dog!
ladie: is my dog!

man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is Your Dog?
man: Is Your Dog?
lahdie: Is thait Your Dog?
man: Is thait Your Dog?
lahdie: Is not My Dog!
lahdie: Is not My Dog!

Dog

06 Praisedaint Bush Would Make A Good Drinking Partner, But Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits

(one-cat wonder mearfs on thees sowng too)

Praisedaint Bush Would Make A Good Drinking Partner, But Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits
Praisedaint Bush Would Make A Good Drinking Partner, But Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits
Praisedaint Bush Would Make A Good Drinking Partner, But Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits
Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits
Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits

Hey, senator, ladycait, janitur,
jennifur, alix, sally, eric,
these are peepul
constituent bobcats
topcats with a fast
tweetaleedeet bicycle
so have an icicle and theenk about this
you are Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits
Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits!
Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits!

Hey Praisedaint, guess what?
Your wife looking like a pyoosacaithe butt
and why you did heving to raise price
of gatoraid for my car is
NOT NICE!
i go to a hut dog hut for a pump
and still not to heving muney laift over for a hutdug
you can affohrd about twainty hutdug
Hey! Give me won or just giving one to enyone
Remember in Novaimbher whain you’re shooting yur wive?
She still look like a man weth uh pyoosycaithe deck
maybe you heving luck getting wife like a ladie
if yu were not stoopid enuff to raize the price of Gatoraid
you need two take a Break and onlhee to drink
Here iz whut iz everybudy theenk:

You are Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits
Not Good Praisedaint of United Staits

To Breakdown!

DJ HYDROGEN PEROXIDE!!!!

Oh Sheth, Shiggity-Sheth
Oh Shet, Spretzy-Shet
Oh Shet, Spretzo-Shet
Oh Shet, Spretzy-Shet

Praisedaint Bush Would Make A Good Drinking Partner, But Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
He iz Not Good

Praisedaint Bush Would Make A Good Drinking Partner, But Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
He iz Not Good Praisedaint

DJ HYDROGEN PEROXIDE!!!!

Praisedaint Bush Would Make A Good Drinking Partner, But Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
He iz Not Good

Praisedaint Bush Would Make A Good Drinking Partner, But Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint (not good praisedaint of united staits)
He iz Not Good (not good praisedaint of united staits)

Praisedaint Bush Would Make A Good Drinking Partner, But Not Good Praisedaint
Not Good Praisedaint (not good praisedaint)
Not Good Praisedaint (not good praisedaint)
Not Good Praisedaint (not good praisedaint of united staits)
He iz Not Good (not good praisedaint of united staits)

etc.

Praisedaint Bush!

DJ HYDROGEN PEROXIDE!!!!

07 She Took It To Kansas

Car Horn (ladie drive owf)
Shet

Damnnit, she took it to Kansis
Damnnit, she took it to Kansis
Damnnit, she took it to Kansis
Couldve took to Alubama but she took it to Kansis…
Damnit!

08 Little Bit This, Little Bit That

Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Bezbol bat

Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Bezbol hat

Siamese cat, lebonese rait
Kid with hat, Bezbol Bat!
futbol teem, futball gaim
all of your football look the saim
futbol shot, bezbol match
all of your cat have a haind like a donut
bezbol kick on a bezbol cahrd
i tried play bezbol is not hard
bezbol pownch
futball bat
all of your kid have a hand like a cait
futbol base hit bezbol caitch
you have one muffwin i have a batch
i dont have a betch cawse i dont like thait
i heving a lahdie hoo is not fait
but all uv tha ladies want to attraict
littul bit this, bezbol bat

Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Bezbol bat

Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Bezbol hat

Futbol teem, futbol match
Jennifer’s cait did a futbol pass
bezbol hat
futbol card
all of your bezbol look like a futbol
bezbol pass, tipsycat dickhe
all uv yur cat hev a fut like a hutdug
bezbol haind-off, bezbol haind
futball glove
Gatohrad
bezbol kick, gahtorahde kick
all of your foot hev a leg like a bezbol
bezbol shot on a bezbol cahrd
you try rrap but is too hard
Hashmeer Shashmeer iz Baist at Rrap
i grab meecrophone now set is trap
i catching you and hitting like rat with
little bit this, bezbol bat

Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Bezbol bat

Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Little bit that
Little bit this
Futbol game!

09 She Took To Kans

Car Horn – ladie dryve owf again

“Double Shet”

Damnit, she took it to Kans
Damnit, she took it to Kans
Damnit, she took it to Kans
she couldve took to Alabam but she took it to Kans…
Damnit!

10 Is Not My Dog!

(starring One-Cat Wonder)

man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!

man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!

man: is your dug?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!

man: is your dog?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!

man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!
lahdie: is not my dowg!

man: it is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!

man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!

man: it is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!

man: it is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!
ladie: is not my dog!

man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!

man: it is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!
ladie: is not my dog!

man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!

man: it is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is your dog?
ladie: is your dog?
man: is your dowg?
lahdie: is your dog?
man: is that your dog?
ladie: is not my dog!
ladie: is not my dog

Dog

11 Awsum Dog

Our dog, is awsum dog
he “raining” when he’s havsing that beef
He likes to lay in tha middle of strit
Dog is Awsum Dog

Our dog, is awsum dog
he “raining” when he’s havsing that beef
He likes to lay in tha middle of strit
Dog is awsum
Dog is awsum
Dog is Awsum Dog

Our dog, is awsum dog
he “raining” when he’s havsing that beef
He likes to lay in tha middle of strit
Dog is Awsum Dog

Our dog, is awsum dog
he “raining” when he’s having a beefs
He likesing to lay in tha middle of strit
Dog is Awsum Dog

Our dog, is awsum dog
he “raining” when he’s havsing that beef
He likes to laying in tha middle of strit
Dog is awsum
Dog is Awsum
Dog is Awsum Dog

Our dog, is awsum dog
he “raining” when he’s havsing that beef
He likes to lay in tha middle of strit
Dog is Awsum
Dog is Awsum
Dog is Awsum Dog

to breakdown…

(dj hydrogen peroxide…)

Our dog, is awsum dog
he “raining” when he’s havsing that beef
He likes to lay in tha middle of strit
Dog is awsum
Dog is Awsum
Dog is Awsum…

Dog

12 Introduccion To Frenz

DJ HYDROGEN PEROXIDE!!!!

Oh shet, shiggity shet, shiggity shet, shiggity-shet
Oh shet, spretzy-shet, spretzy-shet, spretz-shiggity-shet
Oh shet, shiggity shet, shiggity shet, shiggity-shet
Oh shet, spretzy-shet, spretzy-shet, spretz-shiggity-shet
Oh shet, shiggity shait, shiggity-shait, shiggity-shet
Oh shet, spretzy-shet, spretzy-shet, spretz-shiggity-shet
Oh shet, shiggity shet…

Travulling, around the wurld, heeding out in baithroom or rat-parthy of many country….
We have maid meny new frainz
We want to introduce them on you right now
YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS!….

Furst, but not last, from the land of Fraince
They calling themselve “3 French Hen” or a chicken i am not sure of this but uh
Listen to thaim
Ready? Introduce!

Mc Matradie Marc Cherie
Mc Matradie Marc Cherie
we come from ze land of Oui Paris

Mc Matriadie Pitted Prune (pitted prune, pitted prune)
Mc Maitre d’ Pitted Prune
you play trumpet i play bassoon!

Mc Matriadie Pitted Prune (pitted prune, pitted prune)
Mc Matriadie Pitted Prune
you play flute i play bassoon!

Mc Matradie Scramble Egg (Scramble Egg! Scramble Egg!)
Mc Matradie Scramble Egg
you play twompet i play bassoon instead!

Mc Matradie Scramble Egg (Scramble Egg! Scramble Egg!)
Mc Matradie Scramble Egg
you play flute i play bassoon instead!

We are The 3 French Hens!

Good!

Next, they coming from Iranidad
They do not dislike..
They like!
I prove on you this
Reddy? Introduce!

Baleh ya Naher ya
Baleh ya Naher
ya Baleh
ya Baleh
ya Baleh
ya Baleh ya
Baleh ya Naher ya
Baleh ya Naher
ya Baleh
ya Baleh
Gushcon, aziat am nacon, nabash!
BAD GENTS!

Good!
Next, they coming frum the Land of Japanamese
where they uh, eeting filet o fish and fried noodlies
they calling Chocaree Chew
Reddy? Introduce!

Choracaree Chew
Choracaree Chew
Yu dont want Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Vanilla
Yu want Chcaree Chew!

CHOCAREE CHEW!

All rite
Now, have a deeck beegur thain teliephone cohrd
And his seedkick have fruit for hearing device
Ready? Introduce!

MC Dickbone! B!tch ya gotta get home
So might as well take a ride on my d!ck
It’s taller than me
and i’m 5’6″

Hey, dont forget about me, Onion Ear

Oh yeah that’s Onion Ear, my backup MC
one of his ears is an onion, i think it’s the left one i think
Somebody help me pull my pants up!
It’s MC Dickbone and Onion Ear!

All rite
And now, from a time capsulette in yeer 1846
They finding this placed by robots
They calling um, what you are calling?

The 18th Century Gentlemen
Here we go…
Oh ok, what do we do here?
Speak into that magical box Jereny

Hi, I’m Jereny Jesus

(Well twizzle me cane! I can hear myself!)

And I’m General Bouregaurd

and i’m his son Lieutenant Bouregaurd

Oh uh, we calling ourselves, The 18th Century Gentlemen

Goodth, and now
These guy calls The Baker’s Dozen
“Put the gas, put the gas, Corner! Right Behind You! Coming thru! Right behind you! Corner! Coming through! Hot food! Hot food!”

Oh, they can not introduce, they are too busy to cooking a sandwich

and now calling The Christmas Freaks
they like Christmas
Introduce!

June! is a piece a sh!t
July! is a piece a sh!t
August! is a piece o sh!t
We are The Christmas Freaks!

and We are Friends of Hashmeer Shashmeer aka Moist Towellette
We are Friends of DJ Hydrogen Peroxide
We are Friends of DJ Yiggity Yoonderpants
We are these guys friends! So let’s begin!

We are Friends of Hashmeer Shashmeer aka Moist Towellette
We are Friends of DJ Hydrogen Peroxide
We are Friends of DJ Yiggity Yoonderpants
We are these guys friends! So let’s begin!

13 Avante Guarde

(The 3 French Hens)

You don’t want to mess with this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to fudge on this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to mess with this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to fudge on this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to mess with this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to fudge on this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to mess with this
Avante Guarde!

MC Maitre d’ Marc Cherie:
Went to ze market, what did i see?
Three poulanc for a dollar eight
That’s what you get in ze land of Paris!
really good deal on Poulanc

Pitted Prune:
Went to “ze Tower” on a bicyclette
saw two chickadee on a bicyclette
That’s what you get in ze land of Paris!
really good chickadee on bicyclette

Scwambled Egg:
Went to ze bakery from the Champs-Elysees
saw two dead duck in the champs-elysees
That’s what you get in ze land of Paris!
two dead ducks in the champs-elysees

You don’t want to mess with this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to fudge on this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to mess with this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to fudge to this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to mess with this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to fudge on this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to mess with this
Avante Guarde!
You don’t want to fudge on this
Avante Guarde!

Went to ze Tower for some poulanc
got three french bread for 13 franc
saw straw basket, inside was jam so i
sat next to basket to, play flute
attracted a chickadee named Marie
not Antoinette or even Cherie
Antoinette and Cherie are from South Province
Cherie plays clarinet but not Antoinette
I met Antoinette riding a bicyclette
and not near The Tower near the Champe Elysees
and that’s what you get in ze land of Paris
and The 3 French Hens going to give you a taste

14 Once, Dose, Tres And To Ze Qwas

(The 3 French Hens)

Once, Dose, Tres and to ze Qwas
Cinq, Sais, Siept and to ze Set
Once, Dose, Tres and to ze Qwas
Cinq, Sais, Siept and to ze Set
Once, Dose, Tres and to ze Qwas
Cinq, Sais, Siept and to ze Set
Once, Dose, Tres and to ze Qwas
Cinq, Sais, Siept and to ze Set

Went to ze market for some poulanc
Time is running out so i need a bicyclette
Last time i tried without ze bicyclette
I arrive late, at half past Once
I could tell Marie to keep the bakery late
but she has a wine-tasting near the champs-elysees
so I call Antoinette
WAIT BETTER YET!
I call Cherie who lives in Paris
a half-kilometer from ze Tower bakery
the one with the shape of bassoon pastries
She says “Hey Pitted Prune, guess what?”
she had extra poulanc now today is ze Best

MC Matriadee Scwamble Egg
I like to eat a cheese or a jam on bread
I take private lessons on ze flute
You do not take private lessons on ze flute
You sounds like you belongs to a garbage chute
I heard you play flute, is not very good

Take it easy Scramble Egg it’s Marc Cherie!
The MC Maitre d’ of Oui Paris
I like to be on time in ze land of Paris
but if i am running late
I might need a bicyclette
Three poulanc or Qwas better yet
all in a basket with the finest jam
all the chickadee know who’s i am
I’m Marc Cherie the Matradee of ze land

Hey it’s Pitted Prune the best on bassoon
also a matra d’ MC oui
The 3 French Hens we control Paris
ask Jackie, Marie, Antoinette, and Cherie
we love to stay and have a pastry
but time is running late so we need a bicyclette

15 Baleh Ya Naher

(The Bad Gents)

Baleh ya Naher
Naher ya Baleh

16 Chocaree Chew

(Chocaree Chew)

Belly goo: hey what you doing?

Lemon-Lime: praying

Belly goo: to who?

Lemon-Lime: Queen Golirra

Belly goo: Who’s Queen Gorilla?

Lemon-Lime: mmmmm, Caco Banks!

Chocaree chew
Chocaree chew
I don’t want Vanilla i want
Chocaree Chew

Chocaree chew
Chocaree chew
I don’t want Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla
i want Chocaree Chew

Woke up didn’t know what to do
Went to daddy’s store for a chocolate chew
cause i dont want vanilla
vanilla for chinchilla
I put all the Vanilla in the envelope Manila
cause I am like Godzilla (rar)
I only eat a chocaree
Your crew do a rhyme every time is mockery
Chocaree Chew we to make you do a knocky-knee
cause we Uncle Ben and you Betty Crockery
You can not rhyme, must have lobotamy
We don’t have lobotomy, our brain full of candy
We like bull we go on stampede
On microphone you child, we manly
If you can read you know what to do
Food Triangle recommend good food
So when Belly Goo kicking rhyme with crew
I don’t Vanilla I want Chocaree Chew!

Chocaree Chew
Chocaree Chew
I don’t want Vanilla i want
Chocaree Chew

Again!

Chocaree Chew
Chocaree Chew
I don’t want Vanilla i want
Chocaree Chew

Chocaree chew
Chocaree chew
I don’t want Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla
i want Chocaree Chew

Ooooooo Lemon Lime rip a rhyme too
When it’s time for a chocaree i kick rhyme properly
Your rap apartment, mine is property
Your rap good to you but is not to me
Rockery, Rockery-Roll i rhyme nice
Your rhyme ice cream mine just Ice
rhyme just slice like samurai sword
you grab microphone audience got bored
here is what told: your crew eat vanilla chew
but chew is what we do to you
you have two very Big choices
stop rhyme or making suicide noises
rippy-rip rhyme that stepping like shoe
rhyme is so good that you think is haiku
I too not take any mercy on crew
Who think i dont wanna fight food, i do!
and when you look at what i threw?
I don’t use Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla
i use Chocaree Chew!

Chocaree Chew
Chocaree Chew
I don’t want Vanilla i want
Chocaree Chew

Again!

Chocaree Chew
Chocaree Chew
I don’t want Vanilla i want
Chocaree Chew

Chocaree Chew
Chocaree Chew
I don’t want Vanilla
Chocaree Chew

Chocaree chew
Chocaree chew
I don’t want Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla (hah)
Vanilla
I Want Chocaree Chew!

17 Burret

(Chocaree Chew)

What you say?
Oh no, i know you did not say say this
Why?
I tell you this why
Because

I have Burret
Burret
Burret
Burret
Don’t make i pull it
i pull it
i pull it
see?

I having Burret
Burret
Burret
Burret
Don’t making i pull it
i pull it
i pull it
i pull it
What?

I having Burret
Burret
Burret
Don’t make i pull it
i pull it
i pull it
Why? because

I to having Burret
Burret
i pull it
i pull it
Don’t make i pull it
i pull it
i pull it
Why? Because

You wanna steal candy? Ok steal candy
But take Vanilla, don’t take Chocaree
See I have burret so you’re not stopping me
We Chocaree Chew
We Hot Commodity!
we have burret so we don’t need call police
probably you think you want to try robbery
wherever you from, you steal, run?
You get burret, that is policy!
We sell hip-hop at a tip-top quality
we also sell candy, dog food, and Sprite
call Chocaree Chew if you want to do right
CALL CHOCAREE CHEW IF YOU WANT TO DO RIGHT!
I fighting a dog if he want to try bite
I fight old person with no eyesight
So if you want to drink but not buy my sprite?
I take it to the zone, not twilight with

Burret
Burret
tha Burret
tha Burret
Don’t making i pull it
i pull it
i pull it
Why?

I to having Burret
tha Burret
tha Burret
tha Burret
Don’t make i to pull it
i will pull it
pull it
Why this? because

I having a Burret
Burret
a Burret
Burret
I to making i pull it
pull it
i pull it
Wait!

I to having Burret
Burret
Burret
Burret… Dont make i pull it
Why? Because I having Burret

I don’t need a Sokeno snack
to grab my burret, and put top back
you kitty-cat Chocaree Chew is top-cat
TOP THAT!
We lion you little bobcat
Stop that vehicle he stealing a chew
WE DO!
Burret put you in bad mood
Supposing to attend party with Glen
Instead you going to funeral then
When i rhyme you having bad time
Bed time for you and your crew’s bad rhyme
I once had Margarita with bad lime
it remind me of you and what you like do
Corporate ladder you can not climb
because you steal and you not real
Front of my burret is all you feel
You want to shoplift? We give you this deal:

Burret
Burret
Burret
Burret
Don’t make i pull it
i pull it
i pull it
Why?

I to having Burret
a Burret
a Burret
a Burret
Don’t make i pull it
i will pull it
pull it
See?

I having Burret
a Burret
a Burret
a Burret
Don’t making i pull it
i pull it
i pull it
Why?

I having Burret
Burret
Burret
Burret
Don’t making i pull it
i pull it
i pull it
Why? Because I have

Again!

Burret
Burret
Burret
Burret
Don’t make i to pull it
i to pull it
i to pull it
See?

I to having Burret
a Burret
a Burret
Don’t make i pull it
i to pull it
i pull it
Why?

I have Burret
Burret
Burret
Don’t make i pull it
i to pull it
pull it
See?

I have Burret
Burret
a Burret
Don’t make i pull it
i pull it
i pull it
Why? Because I having Burret!

18 Somebody Need To Call An Engineer

(MC Dickbone and Onion Ear)

MC Dickbone and Onion Ear
yeah yeah
Somebody need to call an engineer
MC Dickbone
Ya and Onion Ear
yeah yeah
Somebody need to call an engineer
MC Dickbone and Onion Ear
yeah yeah
Somebody need to call an engineer
MC Dickbone
Ya and Onion Ear
yeah yeah
Somebody need to call an engineer

MC Dickbone, b!tch ya gotta get home
so might as well take a ride on my d!ck
It’s taller than me and i’m 5’6″
it’s not like i can help it, it’s that way from birth
b!tch ya might see me but you’ll see my d!ck first
it’s 6 feet tall and sometimes my pants burst
but i don’t need a belt, i can just use my d!ck
give it a wrap around and now my pants fit
so give it a lick lickity-lick from 6 feet away
somebody need to call an engineer!

MC Dickbone yeah and Onion Ear
yeah yeah
Somebody need to call an engineer
MC Dickbone
Ya and Onion Ear
yeah yeah
Somebody need to call an engineer
MC Dickbone and Onion Ear
yeah yeah
Somebody need to call an engineer
MC Dickbone
Ya and Onion Ear
yeah yeah
Somebody need to call an engineer

MC Dickbone, b!tch ya gotta get home
so might as well take a ride on my d!ck
It’s Huge! not to get it confused
f#ck a b!tch last night, this morning she hit Snooze
b!tch woke up late, forgot to go into work
now the b!tch got fired what am i supposed to do about that?
guess she wasn’t used to a 6-ft d!ck
if i would’ve known that i could’ve set an alarm on my cell phone
Onion Ear take it!

Uh…. Ya and Onion Ear

yeah yeah
somebody need to call an engineer!

MC Dickbone and Onion Ear
yeah yeah
Somebody need to call an engineer
MC Dickbone and Onion Ear
yeah yeah
Somebody need to call an engineer

19 Estates – Taming Of The Mare

(The 18th Century Gentlemen)

General Bouregaurd: Jereny, hand me my cane

Lieutenant Bouregaurd: dad? General Bouregaurd? when’s the army comin’?

General Bouregaurd: who cares son! we’re the chief proprietors of the finest mare estate this side of the Virginia River. It’d take all of the troops this side of the Breckenmeyer Estate to sequester even four of our 37 acres, and even if so, we’d give ’em a Mint Julep and they’d be charmed by all of our high class mares, that soon enough they’d be skippin’ “prancy” to the phonograph…

Lieutenant Bouregaurd: guess what dad? General Bouregaurd… by the way

General Bouregaurd: What?!

Lieutenant Bouregaurd: i been practicin’ the clarinet papa

General Bouregaurd: Oh well then uh, give us a loot here over this rhythma-roll son

My Estate is better than yours!
I have 4 mares, 10 whip-poor-wills, 18 of the finest quality bovines, and 12 industrial parakeets
all on only 1 mere acre of my illustrious 37-acre estate
which is nestled in the most luxurious part of the 4th established state of the newly-formed United States!
I wouldn’t even trade 1 mare for 14 canes
(I’ll say lieutenant, that is a fine rhythma-roll)
even if they were of the finest English quality
imported on a boat equipped with a concierge and utmost accommodations for all of its high-class passengers
in fact, you could make me an offer on my estate
and all I would do is laugh and pour a gallon of sweet tea down your linen pants
I wouldn’t even suggest one of my maids fetch you a new set of trousers
because do you know who I am?
I’m General Bouregaurd! I bought this Estate with my bare hands!
Even my son is a son-of-a-gun
Lieutenant Bouregaurd take it!

Lieutenant Bouregaurd: ok papa, i’m ready…mmhmm
i hope to one day take over this estate as chief proprietor

General Bouregaurd: you will son

Lieutenant Bouregaurd: as i have invested not only time, but dividends into the manor and house’s upkeep
as well as the recently-established stock trade, and bargain penny-based Dixie Buttermilk franchise, as a franchisee no less

General Bouregaurd: fine job lieutenant

My Estate is better than than yours!
Need some proof?
How about a letter from the Queen of France?!
Jereny take it!

Jereny Jesus:
Here’s my cane I twizzle me cane!
It’s been known to tame a mare!
I also twizzle it at fine soirees
the Lady Duchess of the Northern Province has spoken on my cane and I quote,
“That Jereny Jesus knows how to twizzle a cane! and what a fine cane to be twizzled!
Magnificent Oak, merged with the finest quality Birch-wood, and a golden tip and a mare-head handle… Jereny Jesus knows canes!”
well, I dont need to toot my own brass flute,
but the Duchess of the Northern Province said that…
You got a rambunctious mare??
Give me ten minutes with it
I’ll set my cane to that mare and he’ll think I’m Theodore Roosevelt on drugs!
He’ll be galloping in no time!

General Bouregaurd: Fine rhythma-roll Jereny! Let just sit back and enjoy the rest of this rhythma-roll while we count our dividends and admire the tail-lengths of our fine mares

Jereny Jesus: Fine! I’ll twizzle me cane to that!

I’ll say lieutenant, fine rhythma-roll

General Bouregaurd: I’d like to give a shout out to our current President-in-Chief Benjamin Franklin

20 Recipes

(The Baker’s Dozen)

narrator: In 1986, 13 friends were failing miserably at Culinary Cooking School.
They were all now Juniors, with a cumulative grade point of 1.6
They devised an elaborate scheme to accomplish A+ at Culinary Cooking School
by implementing the recipes into a hip-hop rap for memorization purposes
This is one of those recipes:

(Baker’s Dozen is rapping)

2 cup Strawbom
14 Bluebom
13 Blackbom
1 tablespoon chop walnut
woodchips
2 cup egg (put ze gas)
a piece of fish
18 chop egg
2 pound vichyssoise
2 quart chopped celery
half a glass white wine
13 gallon milk
2 cup iodized sea salt (sheet glass broke glass broke glass broke! coming thru coming thru coming thru!)
vagunette
half a pound chop onion
2 duck egg
white chocolate whip cream (put ze gas)
6 baked potatio
5 shallot
46 horse hooves
8 table napkins
4 quart butter
16 grapefruit
half a calf foot (sheet glass broke glass broke glass broke! coming through right behind, coming through right behind!)
vinegar with province herbs
nutmeg
Spicy-Hot Mustard
smokied lardoons
peacock egg
Foie-Gras Deluxe
haricot bean
cheese bisquit
poulanc
4 quart nectarine
2 fig
escargot
15 croissant
duck bouillon
4 goose heads
l’ Herb royale
18 piece a sh!t
4 mushroom
86 black truffle (put ze gas)
caramelized onion
Maui poi
crab cakes
Mayonaisse
Cherry Sawce
egg butter (sheet glass broke glass broke glass broke! coming through right behind, coming through right behind!)
1 bouquet Garnike
3 clove garlic (put ze gas)
2 pancake
half quart water
poached pears
1/8th teaspoon pepper
3 cup coffee
1 quart egg
Boursin Fromage
Brillat-Savarin
Cancoillotte
Mimolette
Port Salut
3 cup Raclette
Wheat Thin
Ginger Suclette
Rosemary Leaf
Woodchips
duck confit
cassoulet
sel de guerande
Connetable Sardines
50 bezbol
18 quart egg
1 heater with thermometer
1 feezer with temperature
546 broccoli stalk
33 hot bisquit
a piece of fish

21 June!

(The Christmas Freaks)

June! is a piece o sh!t
July! is a piece o sh!t
August! is a piece o sh!t
But December is not a piece o sh!t
WHY?!
Cause Christmas is in that month!

June is a piece o sh!t
July is a piece o sh!t
August is a piece o sh!t
But December is not a piece o sh!t
WHY?!
Cause Christmas is in that month!

Woke up one mornin’
thought it was Christmas
but it was not
it was June
Christmas really needs to come soon
WHY?!
Cause June’s too hot of a month
The heat makes angry The Christmas Freaks
WHY?!
Because we’re freaks about Christmas
WHY?!
because mainly the weather
in that you can shower and not be covered in sweat
simply by walkin’ to your mailbox
or not even as great of a distance
provided your mailbox is between 15 and 75 yards from the entrance of your home, and you live in a Southern state
December is Great!
WHY?!
Cause Christmas is in that month!

June is a piece o sh!t
July is a piece o sh!t
August is a piece o sh!t
But December is not a piece o sh!t
WHY?!
Cause Christmas is in that month!

Who cares about June
Give us December
June is a month we don’t want to remember
We hereby vote and petition all citizens to take the 28-day month of February, and make it the 28-day month of June
thus giving February 30 or so days
that is good because it’s a winter month
and also it’s much closer to December
see I woke in June, thought it was Christmas
HE WOKE UP IN JUNE, THOUGHT IT WAS CHRISTMAS!
I was about to make a wishlist
HE WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A WISHLIST!
I was disappointed when i found that
Christmas was far from bein’ around
so disappointed that i would have rather
gone back to sleep for another six months
Instead I went outside around all the beach bums
sweat was immediately pouring out of my scalp
Hey I’m all about girls wearing less clothes
but they can take it off inside and
HAVE A HOT COCOA!
Presents, Candy, Sweet Perfume
You never get that in the month of June
December is really what it’s all about
Why?!
CAUSE CHRISTMAS IS IN THAT MONTH!

June! is a piece o sh!t
July! is a piece o sh!t
August! is a piece o sh!t
But December is not a piece o sh!t
WHY?!
Cause Christmas is in that month!

June is a piece o sh!t
July is a piece o sh!t
August is a piece o sh!t
But December is not a piece o sh!t
WHY?!
Cause Christmas is in that month!

22 What To Use Remix

Travuling, arownd the wurld
Heeding out (California)
We learn about
What to use
IN ORDER TO NOT DO AN EARTH-POLLUTE!
You don’t hev to hurt an animul
Even if u wawnt to do a terror-wrist
We have advice
Don’t theenk twice
Doooooo not to use:
Bowmb (Bowmb!)
Grenaid (Grenaid!)
Mashine Gunn (Mashine Gunn!)
Nife! (Nife!)
Better to use:
Mawnaisse (Maynaisse!)
Cherry Sawce (Cherry Sawce!)
Dip (Dip!)
Did the dip (Dip!)

I put haind on hhip
When i dip, the dip, the dip, the dip, the dip, the dip-the-dip
I put tha haind on hip
Whain i dip tha dip dip
I put haind on hip
Whain i dip, the dip, put hHip

Travuling, arownd the wurld
With DJ Hydrogen Peroxide
We lurn abowt environment
GLOBAL OR OTHERWISE, ENVIRONMENT!
Eef you hev car you put tire on it
Ef yu hev shret you iron it
But we have advice
Don’t theenk twice
Doooooo not to using a
Bowmb (Bowmb!)
Grenaid (Grenaid!)
Mashine Gunn (Mashine Gunn!)
Nife! (Nife!)
Better to use:
Mawnaisse (Mawnaisse!)
Cherry Sawce (Cherry Sawce!)
Dip (Dip!)
Did the dip (Dip!)

I putting haind on the hhip
When i dip the dipping dip
I putting heina on hhip
when i dip tha dip
I put haind on tha hhip
when i dip, the dip, the dip, the dip, the dip, to ze Dip-zee-dip, put Hhip!