01 Good Girl Yais, Bad Girl No
I don’t want her to break my window!
Good girl yes, bad girl no!
Good girl yes, bad girl no!
Good girl yes, bad girl no!
I don’t want her to schbreak my window
Hey girl, you not very nice
You don’t even know how to tie your own shoe-es
I said to you, “How to tie a shoe?”
You said you didn’t know so you wear the velcro
I gave you fifty cent to go to the store
You supposed to spend thirty but you spent more
Said do me five and you only did four
Cause you said your thumb got chopp-ed in tha war
No it did not, you lie about everything!
Don’t think I don’t know about the sandwich!
You made me say “Daimitt!” because you took it to Kansas
You say you ate it, but you’re doing me damaige!
Now it’s hard to sell a fifty-foots baindage
Cause I’m stressed off by a lady bandit
You look like a meecrowaiv yes I think so
And I don’t want you to break my window!
Good girl yes, bad girl no!
Good girl yes, bad girl no!
Good girl yes, bad girl no!
I don’t want her to break my window
Hey, lady! You not very neat
You come in my appartment you don’t washing your feet
You run into caits when you go on the stritt
And you told me that you one time did a math-cheet
If you want to saix me you have to be goode at math
You’re nott goode at math and you say “Look at that!”
A little cute chickwen, I don’t give a crap
You’re wanting me to pet ith and to cry and laugh
What if I did and the chickwen had gais?
Kick his face from here to Arkansas
For gassing on me hain and to ruin my laist
Pair of sandals, throw to the trash!
You not as good as Football Joe
Cause you grab a baseball and forgot to throw
Tried to make my little brother not to grow
And I don’t want you to break my window!
Good girl yes, bad girl no!
Good girl yes, bad girl no!
Good girl yes, bad girl no!
I don’t want her to break my window
And now… shladies expose your crowtche…
For the King of Africa, Danny Advantage
(Danny Advahntage now do best hip hop rhyme):
Gimme the girl that epitomize peace, no fees
Not a hypnotized tease, tits tha size of trees
Hills where the back crease to complete my need-sheet
H-E-A-D Schwallow schladies
And tastes my pralines
Truth is i don’t screen
Both can scream, my regime in between it’s breast clings
Let’s beam and see who’s first to stream
If you swing, let’s see rehearsing scenes
Good Girls bring spurts of church flings
Tho Bad girls so divine hide behind the line
To a miniaturized mind while I improvise, Thighs wise
You can visualize stomach to eyesight
This fly by night ride and I
Can see you lame in disguise
Besides, you’ve been with too many guys
No (no!) No… Bad girl!
02 Bang Bang Bang
I just want Bang Bang Bang!
i dont want relationship
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
i dont want to know your name
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
i dont want to meet your fam-e-lee
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
you down’t know what you dew to me
when you do me thait
Bang Bang Bang!
Oh there you are, eeting oon pupcorn
Enticing me to get hott in the crowtche
Eye am turning you own weeth this Americain Hott Phrase “Hott in the Crowtche”?
This is whut you wahnt
Becawse youre eeting oon pupcorn, Pupcern, Pupcorn
But leestin, i tale you thes:
i down’t want relashonship
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
i dont want relationship
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
i dont want to know your kname
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
i dont want to meet your fam-i-lee
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
you down’t know what you dew to me
when you do me thait
Bang Bang Bang!
Oh hashmeer, you looking so goodth in your haith
why dont you give me a keess on tha cliteeoris
Wrawng (echo) wrawng wrang wrowng…
I dont think thees!
You’re telling me i can get ewe wet in tha butth
But first i’m heving to
Take wawlk, look at animuls
I don’t want thait
i down’t want relashonship
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
i dont want relationship
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
i dont want to know your naim
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
i dont want to meet your fam-i-lee
i just want Bang Bang Bang!
you down’t know what you dew to me
when you do me thait
Bang Bang Bang!
Schiggidy-Schladies: Bang Bang Bang!
Man: BANG BANG BANG!
Cait: meow meow meow
Pirate Chuchuch: Arrrrr, Bang me Bang!
Computron: b_ANG b_ang _bang
Macaroni sandveech: (?)
Christmas Reeves: I will walk again
No, you not supposed to say thees,
You supposed to say Bang times three of thaim
I will walk again
(Breethy sownd)
03 Idioth
-blade, listen to thait
-okay, what?
-i’m going to the doctorette, right?
-mmm hmm?
-and i, he’s telling me i haive this problem
weth my fronthead, when i’m touching it it does like thait:
(bing!)
-oh, crapshaitt!
-oh daim!
-you and i mowst haive been drinking
out of the saime cup, you know?
-we did.
-because, when i haive a saime problem, weeth a laidie,
she goes to towch the testiclattes,
and it maikes a sounde laike thais:
(bang!)
-oh, that is sounding like the saime sound
owf uh my fronthead laike thais:
(bing!)
-oh, crowtch is saime as your fronthead laike thees!:
(bang!)
-you mean laike thais?:
(bing!)
yais.
(bang!)
Let me tell you about american idioth
i-d-i-t-o-t-h
heres a couponette for oon punch to the face
we break off your legs, put you in a sweetcase
you’d better run faist like a dog and cat chase
i am the dog, you are the cait
how you like that? (biggity baseball bat)
hit to the head with a hard piece of bread like,
doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo doo (schmario twens sownd)
now you’re dead
i hate you so much i take your mother on a date
telling her she’s paying and i’m eating five steaks
i guess you to mess on us was a mistake
but you’re an i-d-i-t-o-t-h
i-d-i-t-o-t-h (you are 3 foots of shaith)
come and get a punch to your face
i-d-i-t-o-t-h
time for get a punch to your face
i-d-i-t-o-t-h (you are a dog withowt brothers or sisters!)
oh look, a pownch to your face!
i-d-i-t-o-t-h
time to get for a punch to your face
Wink 152 and backshott babies,
we bite you in the leg like a cait with rabies
take all your ladies and make them to pay late-fees
at Super Stacie’s and still they downt hait me!
Cait Rock you try to singh but you cant
maybe because you forgot to put deoderaint
now Brittany Spainks won’t go you on a date
cause you’re an i-d-i-t-o-t-h
I-d-i-t-o-t-h (you have a stupid fraind!)
come to get a punch to your face
i-d-i-t-o-t-h
time for get to a punch to for your face
i-d-i-t-o-t-h (Scodquit Cait-Zone, yes?)
a punch to your face!
I-d-i-t-o-t-h
guess whawt? it’s time for a punch to your face
I-d-i-t-o-t-h, I-d-i-t-o-t-h (times alut), time for get a punch to yur faice!….
we sell your pet snaik on the stock traid zone
your mother says
oh what happened? when you came home
you got pyut in a byucket of myoostard
cuz we beat you in Electro Qbert
head goes under our foot like shoedirt
we saw your girlfriend and rubbed in her blue skirt
we put your car on the strit to be backward
and then heet you harder than a washington packer
so, please take a letter for a punch to the faice
nothing could be better than a punch to the face
youre not very good like puff doggie and lace
so take out your socks and drop off of the race aind
have anowther punch to tha face!
go tell your mowther you got punch-ed in the face!!
04 Rollerskaite Date
Like the way you sing
like the way you dance
hashmeer like the way you looka in the hot pants, huh
look so good i want to give you a hug
make me want to do the sex on teddy bair rug
like the way you walk when you jigglette your hips
look so good make me want to do a flip aind
bet you taste a better than a hot dog and chip
wish i could at least to give you kick on the lips
i see you everyday in mercedex benz
i see you everyday riding with your friends
i say cmon lady cmon do me a ride but
you don’t even see me you don’t let me inside (inside)
i’m not good at the soccer ball
and i smell pretty badth
and i’m not very tall (tall)
but giv me a call, let’s go out why wait?
oh you have to pay and we go rollerskate
Rollerskating
on a friday evening
besh i’m not staying
if you are not paying
I say to “hey” (hey) you say “what you want” (want)
i say i saw you other day in the restraunt (raunt)
you had dinner, then a piece of pie
but why were you sitting with that idiot guy
so i go to you and i say “who is him”
you said “go away habib, that’s my boyfriend”
i don’t give a chaithe if that’s your boyfriend
cause i want to towch your poocaithe
with my slimjim (towch)
then he got up
hit me in the head
push me on the floor
kick me in the leg
hurt so bad and it hurt so lot
but i know he got schmad cause you think i’m hhot (howt)
yes you like me i can tell
because you’re saying go away and go the the hell
so girl why wait let’s go on a date (a dait!)
oh, you have to pay and we go to rollerskate
Rollerskating
on a friday evening
besh i’m not staying
if you are not paying
x3
Push off besh!
05 Pyussycathe Ho
Hey Blade
-What you saidth?
I saw a lady, the other day, she came to store,
look at me and said hey
-Well guess whawthe?
Whawth?
-She didn’t like you very mowch because, when you were not looking
I was touching her butth
Oh yais?
-Yais
Was it round or square? cauwse if you say rownd,
you did not touch down there…
-Oh no, it was round and I sqweezed it so hard,
that she put her candy down
But it would’ve made oon sound
-Oh it did little kidth
Really?
-It went like this: (noizes)
Did she do you a kaiss?
-Yes, fifty-seven times in every place
Did you, do the nakid aind dowg-and-cait chase?
-Yais
What’s her name?
-Oh it’s Recorhder
What’s her name?
-Oh, it’s Remain!
Please!
-What?!
Just saying you don’t know!
-I don’t know!
She’s a pyussycathe ho!
Pyussycathe Pussycathe Pussycathe hoe!
pussycathe pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
pussycathe pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
I saw your mowther and she is a Ho!
pussycathe pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
pussycathe pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
pussycathe pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
I saw your mother and she is a HO!
-Hey hashmeer
Blade hold my wristclock, here it is,
don’t sell Jonny Camuls to tha kedths
-Ok
I go to the baithroom not to shaith
but to towch a lady on her toot-e-crat steck
-oh, how many ladies? Eleven or eight?
Oh no, more than this with three taithies each
-You mean like the movee “Home With No One Else”
with that ked who puts his hands on his ears and screams like a rabbeet?
Oh, yes I know thees cassette, I have eet
-Oh, can I borrow it?
Mmm, No you can’t
-Oh, well thain can I photocopy it?
No you can’t!
-oh…can I have it?
Yes you cain!
But tell me what’s yer name!?
-Oh it’s Recorhder
I said what’s yur name?!
-Oh, it’s Remain!
Please!
-What?!
Say “I don’t know”!
-I don’t know!!
She’s a pyussycathe ho!!
Pyussycathe pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
pussycathe pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
pussycathe pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
I saw your mother and she is a Ho!
pussycathe pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
pussycathe pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
pussycathe Pussycathe pussycathe hoe!
I saw your mowther and she is a HO!
06 Peanuts (Toot Toot)
Hey, tell me who’s hot, who’s not?! [uh huh, yeah] <—- White Chocolate
tell me who you wanted to go to the store… [yeah yeah]
him or me?
if he goes he’s buying broccoli
but i buy candy but no
i do not want no twizzlex bar
[twizzlex bar]
i don’t want no hershey crunch [hershey crunch y’all, yo]
i don’t want no candy cane
cause i need a good snack to go with my lunch [with his lunch]
so i Step to the snack machine
and i Take off my dollar bill [dollar bill y’all, yo]
but the snack machine says correct change
i get mad, put back my dollar bill!
this is bad, now i’m sad [uh huh, yeah]
no peanut make Hashmeer mad!!!…. [What?]
so i did phone call to Chiropractor Doug Hewitt [Hewitt, Hewitt}
ask him to bring change
said he would do it [do it]
but he forgot
now i’m mad at him
but i still go in for free back estimate
i drink gote’s milk and sometimes punch [and i need a good snack to go with my lunch i want…]
and i need a good snack to go with my lunch
I want:
Peanuts (Toot Toot)
Peanuts (Toot Toot) [ , toot, toot, toot, toot]
what i want, what i want
Peanuts (Toot Toot)
Peanuts (Toot Toot)
Peanuts (Toot Toot)
what i want, what i want
peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot)
what did i want, what did i want
peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot)
what i want, what i want
what i want, what i want
I eat peanuts every day [uh huh, yeah]
feels so good when i have them in my hain [haha]
i don’t giv a sheth what the people say
cause if i didn’t get my peanuts then i’m in pain [Uptown y’all]
they got vitamuins and minerals [yep]
make me strong yes, you can tell [Got Rex in Effects beats?]
they making me that lyrical general [Hashmeer]
you don’t eat peanuts? GO TO THE HELL!
you can do 200 push up
if you eat peanuts a lot [What?]
then you get the lahdies with the really good butth
and they let you put your peepuette in tha crapshot [crapshot y’all, yeah]
peanuts good, potato chip bad
peanuts are the best snack i ever had [mm hmm]
they have such a good smelly scent [scent]
but you better look off for the elephant [watch out y’all, yeah]
cause he took my peanuts while i was on the poo-pot
then he looked me in the face, and said he did not [nah…]
i say “you took my peanuts, youre gonna get a punch”
cause i need a good snack to go weeth, my, lownch!
Peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot) [ , toot, toot, toot, toot]
what i want, what i want
peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot)
what i want, what i want
peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot)
what did i want, what did i want
peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot)
peanuts (Toot Toot)
what i want, what i want
what i want, what i want [Break it down Rex]
{whisper}
peanuts (toot toot)
peanuts (toot toot)
what i want, what i want
peanuts (toot toot)
peanuts (toot toot)
peanuts (toot toot)
what i want, what i want
peanuts (toot toot) Hey leestin!
Peanuts peanuts two for a dollar
if you got a shirt unbutton the collar
peanuts peanuts two for a dollar
if you got a shirt unbutton the collar
peanuts peanuts two for a dollar
if you got a shirt unbyutton the collar
peanuts peanuts two for a dollar
if you are shorter then i am taller…
peanuts peanuts two for a dollar
gonna touch tha lahdies and make them holler…
07 Cheese
Hashmeer… Hashmeer!
— Oh, what is it Brance? What is it?
— Uhh, ahh, all the kids at Eddie’s
Are saying my bones aren’t strait (inhale)
And that my arm…
My arm looks like a garbage truck!
— Oh… Oh, he’s right, Bobby McPrescott
You know you…
You’re not eating enough cheese, that’s why
You’re supposed to eat something like…
1400 gallons per day or something
— Aaaaa I don’t know Hashmeer…
I’m assuming that amount of cheese would make my…
Well… m… my leg swivel about :/
[SUNG]
I like cheese
He likes cheese
We like cheese
Hearing aidd, taithies
23-day cheese
Vahmet, Frainche
It’s an okay cheese
Haindjowb, Communicaite
Lexington Brown
What do I eet when I’m in town?
Chewy, Goofy, Chardon, Louie
Scodquit, Colbret, Ches on a yogret
Grandaid, Shoelace, Tipsycat, Scootrace
Shootfaice, Yoondershorts, How’s a good food taiste?
like cheese
like cheese
like cheese
Mr. Block of Cheese does a speek:
Ahem (clear horsebox)… Hello boys and girls
It’s a Meester Block owf Cheese
I am helping your bones to be strait
And you to see goode
You need to eat a lott owf me per day
You can recieve me
In the frozen fyoo-ed partt owf Crownchies
Hearing aidd, taithies
23-day cheese (sanging: i like cheese, i liek cheese, i like cheeze…..)
Vahmet, Frainche
It’s an okay cheese
Haindjowb, Communicaite
Lexington Brown
What do I eet when I’m in town?
Chewy, Goofy, Chardon, Louie
Scodquit, Colbret, Ches on a yogret
Grandaid, Shoelace, Tipsycat, Shootrace
Shootfaice, Yoondershorts, How’s a good food taiste?
(I) like cheese
08 White Chocolate & Group X
Oh, you are wanting to get fowdged up?
You are wanting us to make all the animuls to attaick??!
You are wanting to stare into the face…
Of a criminal ninja??!!
We are the future presidents of your United States
We chainge the name of your sister
And do not tell you what it is!
Listen!
You put your face in my face
I kick a rock in it
That’s why we’re hanging off
With group White Chocolate
You smart off
And say the fruit is not fresh
I don’t give a shaith
You still don’t pay less
Get attitude, guess what’s next
It’s uh, White Chocolate and…
(White Chocolate rapp)
Group X! (Midnight Snaik screem: “Group X!!!!)
White Chocolate comes first strait
No-rehearsed
Laying down the dope beats
Sweatin’ my shirt, it hurts
Group X is next
Killin’ all the rest
So don’t try to test White Chocolate
And Group X!
Eef we had a job,
We would be the boss
And we’d dip opponients
In the hawt-sauce
Oh…
You want to mess with Group X?!
We rip you to piece
Like a new paycheck!
Little kaidths don’t cry
To get depressed
Group X is better than a 40-foot braist
If you think you’re better than us then maitch taist
Push on it besh with White Chocolate
And Group X!
(White Chocolate Rhyme)
Yeah!
So now I’m gonna let it go
Kick the f*ckin’ flow
All you chump b*tches need ta slow your roll
Flowin on tha mic
When I just might
Put up my lyrical fight that is tight
You can’t step to the best
Don’t try to test the dope sound of
White Chocolate /Group X, yeah
’cause we’re the
Motherf*ckin masters of the mic
And yeah we’re gonna let it sound tight
Like these beats right here: (Yeah!)
Every day you are coming into the store
Can I use the baithhroom?
Yes allright, use the baithroom!
But you did not notice…
We lock you in the baithroom
And put something in the uh,
Air conditioning vent…
It is coming at you fast…
What is it?
AHHHH! (Screem)
ES OON SNAKE!!!
Midnighte Snaik screems:
Run from the snake!
Run from the snake!
Run from the snake!
Run from the snake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Want to get chopped by an eight-foot axe?
Then get charged with a multiple tax?
We do thais
And we do it to you faist
Then we hit your country weef atowmic blaist!
White Chocolate, (Midnighte Snaik singh: “So Mad, So Mad, So Maidth…)
Group X, Group X, come on
White Chocolate,
Group X, Group X, yeah
White Chocolate
Group X, Group X, uhh
White Chocolate,
Group X, Group X, come on
White Chocolate,
Group X, Group X, yeah
White Chocolate
Group X, Group X, uhh
White Chocolate,
Group X, Group X
(White Chocolate rymez)
Lyrical routines I dream, I never stop to check the scene
I wear my hats to up my team
I’m coming hard, I’m comin mean
White Chocolate and Group X are fiends
for phat music that’s never clean
So never try to step to me
The f*cking hardest that you seen!
Come on!
09 Strawberry Short Song
Schiggidy-Strawberry
Schiggidy-Strawberry
Schiggidy-Straw…. Aww Craipiteeshaith
10 You Would Give Me Kiss If I Were On Soccer Team
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer….
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team!
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer….
Shiggity-listen, You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team,
I know, because you are girlfriend of Rasheem
If I had a jersey with a number on the back,
Then you would be my girlfraind, you would give me smack
When I’d did a telephone call you’d call me back,
You would take me for a ride in your Cadillach
You would give me milk, to go with my Apple Jack,
but you dont, this hurt me like a thumb tack!
I play chess, but you dont care,
still like soccer player with his very long hair
And I ask for half of candy-cane you do not share,
This made me mad like a big grizzly bear!
Every time I try out for team I get chopped,
Coach says to me, “Hashmeer, stop”
No I do not care, and I keep on trying cause I think
you would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer….
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer….
You would do me kiss if I were on soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
I like to paint, and I like to draw
but I don’t get saix cause i don’t kick soccer ball
You don’t even say Hi when you see me in the hall
Try to give you kiss but you push me and I fall
If I wore the Umbrex and a pair of cleats,
you would want to do the sex on the bed sheets,
Then we would go out and get a bite to eet
We would have a sandeewich with lettuice and meat
Then we go back home and watch Jerry Letterman
I know you like Rasheem but Hashmeer’s the better man
He might be good at soccer but I think he’s too mean…
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer….
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer….
You would give me kaiss if I were on soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
For two week, practiced night and day
but I still not good enough for the Coach to let me play
Guess what I found off at Spiffy Lube??
Hashmeer is not baidth at Rubix Cube!
I can separate white and red from green,
I will chop opponients like a guilliotine and
I am better at the Rubix than Tommy Deen, (and yais)
and I am better at Rubix than Charlie Fleen
My paints were dirty I washed them then they’re clean
You say “nice pants” wanting me to turn green
now all tha ladies want to date this mean machine,
I dont need you Besh, I’m on the Rubix Cube team!!!
Rubix, Rubix, Rubix, Rubix!……
I dont need you besh and I dont need your soccer team
cause now baish I’m on the Rubix Cube team!
Rubix, Rubix, Rubix, Rubix!…..
I dont need you besh and i don’t need your soccer team
Know what I mean? Know what I mean?
11 Trickshoth
Hey basketball man
I’m seeing you to miss thait shot
Oh you know the one, the baseball shot, the 40-pointer?
You are playing against the Chicago Snaikes
Oh, you are trying to do on them like
A spain, a toot-tee-round or something like that
But you not very goodth
It’s 40 seconds left you’re throwing it
Faist to the baskit
It maises and all the ladies don’t want to,
Are not wanting to talk to you anymore
Your mother forgot your name
You’re not very good at this bezball but
We are going to tell you how to put in the basket evherytime
It’s called a Trickshoth, listen
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twest, shoot!
That’s how you do a Trickshoth!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
That’s how you do a Trickshoth!
Oh so you’re making the shot
Not baid
Oh what? Now the ladies are wanting to saix you again?
Ohhh, and the San Diego Crownchers are asking you to play for them? (laugh)
You don’t have to thank me but
You know now how to do a Trickshoth like thees
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
That’s how you do a Trickshoth!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
That’s how you do a Trickshoth!
Little bit laift and twist and shoot (whisper)
Little bit left, twist, shoot…
Ohhh, ohh you like to tweest
It goes in evhery time on this
Just twist and shoot
It does not matter where yu are just do this and you will maik the shoth
Just twist and shoot
Shoot the bawl!
Twisting and shooting
Shoot the bawl!
LITTLE BIT LEFT, TWEST, SHOOT!
Little bit left, twist, shoot (whispur)
Little bit left, twist, shwoot
Little bit laift, twist, shoot
that’s how you do a trickshoth
Little bit left, twist, shoot! (Yail)
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
Little bit left, twist, shoot!
That’s how you do a Trickshot motherbetch!
12 Too Many Guys
Prosteetoot! You are aisking all tha guyz “Do yu want to come to my howse to hev oon flipcake?”
Mmmm, oon flipcaik?! We know whut ewe are doing!
Beside you are eating too meny oreoh craikers, listen to thait
Higgity-Hey, girl, if it weren’t for you, everyday after work i got nothing to do
I went to your house like evheryday,
You are stupid besh cause you did me some play
But i didnt like it, wasn’t very goodth
now you are prosteetoot of neighborhoodth, aind chocolate caike aind chocolluatte pie, that is how you get cottig cheeze thighs!!!
And i do not like your very big thighs, beside (lahdies: Stop It! Stop It! Stop It! Stop It!)
you have been with too many guys. (, what?, what?, what??)
And i do not like your very beeg thigh, (What you Siggity-Siggidy-Saidth?)
beside you have been with too many guys
Stop it stop it stop it!
you did saix, you need to stohp, every guy is nowt lollipowp
If you turned to dinuaosaur when you did the sex, every day you would be the tricillicro-tex
If when you did the saix i got a nickletthe, i would have enough to buy a new triciclette
Plows a braind new pair of tennie shoe, but look out besh you might get HIQ
Now you are prosteetoot who telling lie, got no friends so you sit thare and cry weef
Chubby chin, chubby cheek, chubby thigh!
You have been with Too Many Guys!
and i do not like very big thigh, (Stop It! Stop it! Stop it! Stop It!)
beside, you have been with too many guys (, what?, what?, what?)
and i do not liek yur peu-peu thigh (What yu siggity-siggidy-saidth?)
beside, you hev been with Too Many Guys
Stop it stop it stop it!
You eat chocolate cake and chicken… you spend to much time in the kitchen
You touched my hotstick, then i went to dinner
Then you tried to move into thait Mr. Winner’s
Said “give me turkey braist and turkey laig”, besh you should enroll on Julie Craig
You know who you are and it’s not a surpryse, beside you have been with too many guys! Too, Many, Guys!
And i do not like your very big thighs, besides you have been with too many guys! (Stop It! Stop It! Stop It! Stop It! )
And i do not like your poo poo thigh, beside you have been with too many guys (, what?, what?, what?, … What yu siggity-siggidy-saidth?)
Stop it stop it stop it! Evurybody do it!
Stop it stop it, stop it Besh stop it!
Stop it stop it, stop it Baish stop it!
Stop it stop it, stop it Betsh stop it!
Stop it, stop it, stop it besh, stop it !
Not 10 guys, not 30 guyz, not 4 ain a hailf two hundrid 1800 guys, nowt even negative heilf two howndrid guyz! , not fifty-peep guys,
SchToo Many Guys!
13 Mario twins
Hashmeer: hey schbladthe! Rex! (hi fives)
Schblaid: oh shiggity schwawth! Rex: Loooooook offfffff!
Hashmeer: hey, guess what i got ait Chunkie’s twoday for two dollar-ez??
Rex: LlllLllemweeonaide?? Hashmeer: No!
Blade: Oh, is it a trip to gaye Paree? Hashmeer: No
Rex: A Schwat wood Jerrie do braceelet? Hashmeer: No
Blaid: three hott wistles ain uh, 2 daid littul kedths?
Hashmeer: No none of this! I receevid for myself an electronic board-device!
Blaid: Ohh, you meen like, Jonny Montanya’s Punch-Off? Hashmeer: No
Rex: Fruit Arrange? Hashmeer: No
Blaid: Hot Brain Wash Hashmeer: No
Rex: Mario Twins? Hashmeer: Oh yais, thait’s it! You know the game where the two boys are wearing the saim T-shret?
Blaid: Oh yais Rex: Oh
Hashmeer: Oh you want to play eet?
Blaid: oh yais
(game)
(Bowzer the dragonette caistle raip)
Schmario Twins, Schmario Twens!
I play thaim agin and agin
aind if you don’t play them then you’re not my fraind!
Schmario Twen, Schmario Twens!
Super Mario, Super Mario, i like you better thain a big bowl of Cherry-O
eye go home evehry day after skool, ain i play yur gaim cawse youre so cool
cawse you run, jump, and you kick a lowt
i bet that you could beet up a robowt
plus you hev oon Tipsy-Cait
aind you put your arms like this and thait
Blaid: oh shet, you fownd lahdie with a hait on, oh, no she not here, dew a tisshue on her faice
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ladie where are you
I wantid to know yur name becawse
I wish i could see you here
Where are you ladie-princess?
Mario Twens, Mario twins
I luv yu princaiss, oh towch me in the bueowwth, pleese, pleese, towch me in the bowth
Princess where are you?
Hashmeer: I theenk she was wearing oon hait…. Blaide: Not!
14 (france)
Everybudy to get Hhip, everybody two geht hHip!, Everybudy to geht Hhippppp!
I dont cair its three a.m., put on your cote!
we neede breadthe, hot-heads and a box of Dr. coke.
i slap you if yu laughh to thinkh theese is a joke, (NO!)
now grab your piggy boat and let outt the ghoat.
what do you vant? i bait they haive it,
talkinge boiys of plaistck, tricks of magick,
double-authomatick wipes for the crapshaith,
kites for a bahd kid, the total is addhed,
i shith my paints! under fhourteen!
i like this becaws im affording
soape for rechording aind magnaitic flooring,
wea’ve got to gait goinge, oh yais, one more thinge!
Sheven-Eleven Groove (Move!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-es
Sheven-Eleven Groove (Move!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-es
Sheven-Eleven Groove it (Move it!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-shaith
Sheven-Eleven Groove (Move!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-ez
Watch me jump in a bowx of candy
And eeting some canned-cheeze and pepperment sandies
In the front they have push-carts for grannies
Then I get Sammie’s nuggets and a HandFreeze
I like the machines they are having in the back
Put in 25 caint and get out a push-taick!
What’s that? Two dollar eight for oon book-pack?
Put it in your paints and run out in your look baick
Oh, everything’s on sale
If they don’t have it, they put it in the mail
But we take it for free
(Ahem!)
Vat the hell?
(Put on your coat, you’re going to jail)
Oh, shaith!
Sheven-Eleven Groove (Move!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-es
Sheven-Eleven Groove (Move!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-es
Sheven-Eleven Groove it (Move it!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-shaith
Sheven-Eleven Groove (Move!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-es
Oh shaith, shiggity-shaith
Don’t peess us off, even a little bit
Oh shaith, shiggity-shaith
Don’t pee your pants like oon toot-toot kaidth
Oh shaith, shiggity-shaith
Don’t pess us off, even a little bit
Oh shaith, shiggity-shaith
Then you pee your pants like oon toot-toot kaidth
Pyut on your coat, we go to the store
For two-for-one deal at ($)1.44
Get reddy qweck or geht keeckd to the floor
By Hashmeer, (REX!), (and mister Blade Razorr)
Pyut on your coat, we go to the store
For two-for-one deal at ($)1.44
Get reddy qweck or geht keeckd to the floor
By Hashmeer, (REX!), (and mister Blade Razorr)
Sheven-Eleven Groove (Move!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-es
Sheven-Eleven Groove (Move!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-es
Sheven-Eleven Groove ith (Move it!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-shaith
Sheven-Eleven Groove (Move!)
Put on my baseball cap and my shoe-ez
15 Jonny Poopoopants
Jonny, Jonny, Yais i know Jonny Poopoopants
… poopaints
Poopaints, poopoopaints
Poopoopants… poopants
Poopants… Piggity-paints
Poopants, poopants
Poopoopants, poopoopants
Jonny, Jonny, Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny
Poopoopants… poopants
piggity-paints, poogadoo-paints etc etc
Poopants… poopoopants (what what what what)
Jonny, Jonny, Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny
Poopoopaints!
All tha lahdies want to put their hainds in Jonny’s sheth
Linda, Lonnie, Debra, Toni, even Connie didth
Did you know his penuous is bigger than oon dragon?
He keeps it hooked on to a plane aind sheth-paints in a wagon
Oh Shaith! / What?!
Jonny, Jonny, Jiggity Jiggity Jiggity Jonny
Poopoopants… poopaints
Poopants, poopoopaints, Jonny paints, etc
Poopaints… poopants etc etc
Oh, shaith (crapshaith)
It’s oon remaix
Toot-toot betch
Poopoo in the paints
And poopoo in the pants
(Say what?)
Poopoo in your pants
Piggidy poopoo in the paints
Jonny likes to sing and daince
Jonny likes to poo his pants
Jonny likes to eat sum ainnnts (wings)
Jonny likes to pooggity-paints
Poopoo in the pants
And poopoo in your paints
(Say what?)
Poopoo in the paint
And poopoo in your paints
Jonny likes to go to Fraince
Jonny likes to eat some/the ants
If u dare him that he cain’t then
Jonny just will poopoopaints
16 Sehventain Year-es
Blaide doing off fonecall on Wafful Hut, introduce haimsailf on Sue of Waffle Hut
17 Down’t Touch That (I Demand)
Don’t touch thait, Don’t touch thait
Listen
Do not touch that!
Don’t touch it!
Shmy Shmy Shmigitty Shmy
Music did me so goodth, made me say Oh Good Godth
Thank u for giving me a two hip rhyme
and a two hop feet
It feels goodth and I don’t know vat but that’s my hot dowg
and you can’t touch so get your hainds off! and you know wat?
That’s my hot dowg… Cain’t Towch!
My brother and my sister and my sandewech with spread
DON’T TOUCH THAT!
Of Schmayweeonaisse Pompiliotwix, you towch it aind youre deadth
DO NOT TOUCH THAT!
My eggs-deluxe and shootecane and PXM with bread
DON’T TOUCH IT!
Touch it get your hand chopp-ed off
Now listen what I saidth
Schleestin: Every time you see me, Hashmeer is in trouble
I like to chew gum, and i like to blow oon bubble
One time I blew the bubbulette so big
Inside of that bubbletron was a littul kedth
Little kedth come out and he says to me “Schwawth?”
I said get ur hainds off my hut dowg that is something: Cain’t Towch
My brother and my sister and my sandiwech with spreadth
DON’T TOUCH IT!
Of Schmayweeonaisse Pompiliotwix, you towch it aind youre deadth
DO NOT TOUCH THAT!
My eggs-deluxe and shootecane and PXM with bread
DO NOT TOWCH THAIT!, I DEMAIND!
Touch it get your hand chopp-ed off
Now listen what I saidth
PUT IT DOWN!
OHHH OHH OH OH OH
GO HASHMEER GO HASHMEER GO! GO HASHMEER GO HASHMEER GO!
OHHH OHH OH OH OH
GO HASHMEER GO HASHMEER GO! GO HASHMEER GO HASHMEER GO!
STOP!
HASHMEER-TIME!
Say whut?
Bibbity bopshit boop boop schlop di-doot
Wat wat watt watt?
Dilladoot Datdoot Daggadaloot Dat-dooooh
When we get tir-ed, we like to taik a naip… And you say Group X take the beat, that’s a bownch owf craip!
Why would we ever stopp doing thait?
‘Cuz Puff Doggy dew it except he cannot rapp
Been around tha whurld frum Chicago to Yew Nork
It’s Hashmeer Go Hashmeer Go Hashmeer Go Hashmeer aind the rest can go away!
SHWATT?!
My brother and my sister and my sandeewich with spreadth
DON’T TOUCH THAT!
Of Schmayweeonaisse Pompiliotwix, you towch it aind youre deadth
DO NOT TOUCH THAT!
My eggs-deluxe and shootecane and PXM with bread
DON’T TOUCH IT!
Touch it get your hand chopp-ed off
Now listen what I saidth
HEY EVERYBODY! GO TO TOWN!!!
OHHH OHH OH OH OH
GO HASHMEER GO HASHMEER GO! GO HASHMEER GO HASHMEER GO!
OHHH OHH OH OH OH
GO HASHMEER GO HASHMEER GO! GO HASHMEER GO HASHMEER GO!
STOP!
Crispity-Shaith!
18 Pay For Your Gas Or Lose Your ID
Pay for your gas or lose your ID!
Going down the street
doing really faist
you want to do a race and win 1st place not last
so you decide that you need some gais
Fly into 7-11 like bezbol pass
Piggity-Pump 2, 3, 4
galluons, you decide you need some more keep
doing 5, 6 and a half then i
looked at you and you start to laugh
i think to myself
what is funny
you get in your car because you forgot your money
i run offside try to punch to your tummy but youre
gone like the sown, when it’s nowt sownny
gummi bears, bananas, pears, underwears, i dont care!
what you wanna buy but dont try me
PAY FOR YOUR GAS OR LOSE YOUR ID!
Pay for your gas or we call the pwalice
pay for your gas or we call the cowps
pay for your gas or you lose your i.d.
might be group x and we dont STOP!
Pay for your gas or we call the pwalice
pay for your gas or we call the cowps
pay for your gas or you lose your i.d.
schmight be group x and we dont STOP!
You want a chocolate so you try to shoplift
better stop it you did not see the
hidden camera, andersun pamela
one is in my store, one id like to be rammin’-a
jammin a rhyme about this one time
a kid haind-lifted a soda, lemon-lime
i saw him, he did not know i saw him so i
got a penculette and tried to draw him
this way the pwalice would know who he was
he would be off the list of santua claus
no more fatpiants in fireplace
biggity-bowmbe deestroy entire place
i see you on the strit
and dont say hello then
run, jump, and hit you wif elbow
in the eye so dont try me
PAY FOR YOUR GAS OR LOSE YOUR ID!
Pay for your soda or we call the pwalice
pay for your soda or we call the cowps
pay for your soda or you lose your i.d.
might be group x and we dont STOP!
Pay for your gas or we call the pwalice
pay for your gas or we call the cowps
pay for your gas or you lose your i.d.
schmight be group x and we dont STOP!
“2 days agho” (more phonecawlings of Blaid on Wafful Hut)