8/23/2020 – 12/23/2020
Group X is it was:
Hashmeer Shashmeer aka Moist Towellette – tawlk, writh, Spacetron mix engineer aind Master of Taithies
DJ Hazard – Bezztron guitron, writh, get irritait
Rocket – Piepot Drowms, writh, cure dijestchun paith
Ghost of 1-pak – adveece, Baist
DJ Thomas Selleck Private Investigaitiv Jurnalist – investigait, jurnal investigait, crimeenal journal investigashun
Appulsawce – guitron
1 – Cheesestake Intro
Ewe wheel listin ewe wheel heer it
2 – Cheesestake uv Filadelphia
Eeeeeeeéeeeeeeen
East Cramshananteen
Gotes wur raised
On uh Cheesestake
Is whare eye spaint
Most of my paichaick
But i didnt know,
Peroxide told
In Filadelphiat
Better cheesestake sowld
It too cowld
He say go
I not take uh plain
Eye taik uh bote
Take weth my gote
Take oon cote
Take extra pair uv paint but i forgote
Now only yoonderpahnt
Not dj yoonderpahnt
He stay hoam becawse
He cannot floawt
Eye alreddy know
I dont need to telling ya
Now i go to gait
Cheesestake uv Filadelphia
They dont have this hare
Chigguta chiggita chiggita chiggita chiggita
I want ooon chessestake
Chiggita chiggita
Eye wunt oon cheesestake
They dont have this here
Chigguta chiggita chiggita chiggita chiggita
I want ooon chessestake
Chiggita chiggita
Eye wunt oon cheesestake
Ooooooooooon
Bote to Filadelphia
Gote got paissed
Tol him to showt owp or u get a
Back fest
He dedth whut eye sayd
But jowst for a minite
Now captin jaif hev to go get in it
Tale me qwiet
Tale gote qwiet
Now filapdelphia cheesestake cant
Buy it
I wanted to try it
Now eye madth
Gote got said an jowmped
Owf uv tha bote
Thare he go
So eye thot
Off ta cramshananteen weth
Santua Claus
But bote turn arownd
Jaif say he lowst
Thain he dew a bownch uv a liferaift
Towss
Oh shaith!!!…
Eye downt get uh Cheesestake
No mattur whut it cowst
Now look whut eye saw
Whain tha bote caim akross…
Eye tellin ya
it gote in water eeting cheesestake filadelphia
They dont have this hare
Chigguta chiggita chiggita chiggita chiggita
I want ooon chessestake
Chiggita chiggita
Eye wunt oon cheesestake
They dont have this here
Chigguta chiggita chiggita chiggita chiggita
I want this chessestake
Chiggita chiggita
Eye wunt two try eet
3 – Spice It Up Chris
flibbida jibbadee flibbuduh flibbuduh whut
u caint tuch thes
flibadee flibadee whut i dew not know
u caint wawtch thes
i try to do a rhyme like 1-pak but
eet 2 mowch Chres
wunt to spice eet owp well eye
wunt two
hev two
if u wunt a baby u hev 2
graib 2
taithies
and maik a ladie not
maid at ewe
I see a ladhie she tale me
Showt Owp
Eye say no eye downt instead eye
Spice eet Owp
Spice it Up Chris
Ewe wunt to
Spice It Up Chris
Eye hev to
Spice it Up Chris
Ewe wunt to
Spice It Up Chris
Eye hev to do
kiwbaduh kiwibuduh jibuduh jibuduh
whut
ewe caint hev this
libadah kwibuduh flibuduh wibiduh
whut
u caint
Maitch this
eye dew a ladhie saying
boahfrain
maitchstake
geev it un urthkwaik
maiking uh durt shaik
geev ladie melkshaik
but version Spice eet Up
shure she know
but hur faice say Whut
ef she hev a taithies
and she hhev butth
now ewe no it thyme two
Spice eet Up!
Spice it Up Chris
Ewe wunt to
Spice It Up Chris
Eye hev to
Spice it Up Chris
Ewe wunt to
Spice It Up Chris
Eye hev to do
Oh Shaith!
1-pak alwayz rekommind break-off
Hey Alexis goto Chownikies… chicken rotisserie, classic coke, crownchie cookies etc (she nevhur didth it)
To Break It Owf!….
Spice it Up Chris
Ewe wunt to
Spice It Up Chris
Eye hev to
Spice it Up Chris
Ewe wunt to
Spice It Up Chris
Eye hev to do
Spice Eet Owp!
4 – It All Abowt Saix
oh hashmeer
yu looking so good in wawlking sweet
u wawnt to kess?
Wrowng!
i know u ladie u wunt to dew more than Kais
i hev a prethy gud idea eye think about veemin
leestin
i see you wawlking everydhay
i see you tawlking but whut u say
i dont know u not tawlking two me
only telling me two letters C U
whut dew eye hev too dew too geth
piece of yur buttuex without making kedth
i know thes
a lady liek cait
just wunt saix downt wunt this and thait
(chorus)
it Awl abouwth Saix babie
it awl abouwt Megatethies
it awl abouwth Megatethies
Megatethies
aind only Saix
it awl abouwt Saix…
mega tethies
mega evint
at yur howse becawse uv picshurs u sent
i bring frain
he bring frain
his frain bring a fountain dew ain slim jim
lowck yur cait in a barn offside cuz
inside deck and tethies collide
yu wunt uh babies
eye wunt a tethies
yu wunta hait me
downt dew it babie
everywon no yu my best peece uv sex
downt tale wife 83 ain 4 yait
yu can tale 5 cuz thet she whill like
downt tale ateth cuz she won’t feel grathe
mega Hershey mega Peanut
meex it together uve never seen it
eef yu said u did it a lie cuz
it awl abowth saix til tha day u die!
chorus
Breakoff
Go hashmeer Go hashmeer Go!
Hey kedth, thet pretty goodth, whut ewe didth, learn frum 1-pak??!?!
1-pak lives!
5 – Hashmeer Call a Hot Saloon
ewe wheel leestin, ewe wheel heer it
6 – I Just Wawnt (Animul Noyse)
Ohhhhhh Sheth
I just want!
animul noyse
i dont want to meet ur mowm
i just wawnt
Wash tha Dish
i downt want to meet ur daid
i just wawnt
Change tha Car
i dont want to meet ur dance teechur eye em
superstahr
cramshananteen ain yew nork
they offer me peece uv pork but
i dont want to meet ur cait
i dont wunt to meet ur rait
i dont waunt to meet ur dowg
i downt wunt to meeting hog
i dont wunt to meet ur graindad
or ur bezbol baith
i just wunt oon sneek peek like moovie ath oon kitty caith
hoo maik animul noyse
to maik animul noyse
i dont wunt to meet ur burd
eye think heving burd absurd
i dont wunt to meet ur pait
pait iz sumthing ewe fourget
i dont wunt to meet yur staip cowsin or yur
borwther jaif
he use jef
az a spred
i uze it for hershey in bedth
to maik animul noyse….
to maik animul noyse….
leestin,
i dont wunt to meet ur gote
gote iz something i alreddy poke
with uh steck
not a deck
he aict up thain i giv a keck
ladie aict up thain she off tha list
christmis and Octobrette 5th
thet iz wurst
she get curst
no more caindy no more geft
no more saneetizer no
she walk off weeth dirthy toe
sure she know
she dont cair
even hev baidth yoonderware
not dj yoonderpahnt he iz cleen
he appeer in magwazine
i appeer also weth heem
and they treet us like Jerry Sheen
hoo maik animul noyse
to maik animul noyse
no more pepperminth saindy, Besh
hey Hazard, Rocket, Break it off!…..
oh shaith
i downt wunt to meet yur raith
i just wunt to meet yur caith
i dont wunt to meet ur birdth
burdth absurdth, final wordth
i dont wunt to meet ur mowm
i just wunt
“Wash the Dish”
i dont wunt to meet yur Daidth
i just wawnt
“Change tha Car”
i dont wunt to meet yur daince teecher
i em mega stahrr of
cramshananteen
of Yew Nork
of londron
Beeg Airport!
i dont wunt to meet ur cait
i just wunt
(now u do a sownd heer)
i dont wunt to meet dog
i just wunt
(dew an animul noyse w ur fraind)
i dont want to meet yur mowm
i just want wash tha deesh
i dont want to meet yur mowm
i just want change tha car
7 – Terri Vomit Hain
Oh shaith
Oh sheeth
Terri Terri Terri Terri
Vomit Hain
Vomit Hain
Eef u theenk he caint he can then
Terri just will just Vomit Hain
If he want to show his fraind
Terri just will Vomit Hain
Break It Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(breakowf)
Terri Terri Terri Terri
Vomit Hain
8 – Ghost of 1-pak
Hashmeer: schiggity-schwath??
Eye em on Drowg?
1-pak, thet ewe?
I thot u wur deadth…
1-pak: Eye alive but Mage in Cramshananteen
(hahahahehehoo)
Hashmeer: oh thait iz Baist
1-pak: remember, always keep ya lime tight!
Hashmeer: oh eye trying thees.
Whut again?
1-pak: Remember, always keep ya lime tight!
Hashmeer: Yais i trying but let ma aisk, when i going on heep hop audience and they going crazy, espeshully ladies, thain what?
1-pak: always keep ya lime tight!
Hashmeer: Ok, eye wheel
9 – Crownchers vs Bowckets
Hey didth u see tha gaim?
No
Why noth?
Cause i wuz Thare!!!!!!
Step to tha sowbway for tha
Vidja gaim own Sownday
Step step to tha sowbway for tha
Video gaim on Sownday
Here we go agayn
Better geht yur lownch or
Deenir weenir
San diego Crownchers
Loosers
New theem
New Jirsiy Bowckets
They ware jersey
Fains say
Sowck it
They downt scoar
They never scoar
They scored zero goles befoar
They Never scored more
Go to uh store
It not Chownkies
They like theees
Or a poorly-drawn mownkie
Poorly -drawn snaik
Easy mistake
Bowckets dew a touchoff
Instade of a fake
Fleep flup hike
Turn around, besidthe u kedth!
I culd hev dun thees treck in a
Barrel of general bouregard
Or like on a leetul bote
Just ask frannie
Jerry frum tha bowckets try to
be like orphun Annie
Can he?
No he caint
Maybe naixt sowmmer
Bowt nowt twoday versus
San Diego Crownchers
Bowckets vs Crownchers
Crownchers vs Bowckets
Go to uh gaim ain u might heer
Sowck it
Sowck eet iz whut u might heer
at tha gaim
Cawse u theenk it futbol
But eet
Bezbol gaim
Won is telivishun
Won is uhlive
Won get a 5 pointer
And do a high 4
Not a high 5
High 5 uh drink
Crowdth dew a mush pet
U theenk u survive
Oh sheth
Jerry frum tha bowckets jowst score
Dont matter terri on tha Crowncher score more
He dew uh dike
A flip flup hike
Pais it to tha Righth
Touchoff all nighth
Get for uh fighth
Cauze sumone said
Soeck it
No they downt
Try agayn
Geth a flying bowckit
Not jirsiy teem
Nit dirthy theeng
Bowckit iz cleen
Check Magazwine
Bowckets vs Crownchers
Crownchers vs Bowckets
Go to uh gaim ain u might heer
Sowck it
Sowck eet iz whut u might heer
at tha gaim
Cawse u theenk it futbol
But eet
Bezbol gaim
10 – Tool Tip
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shaith!!!!!!!
remaimbur tool tip?
it wuz that show
with that man he saying
Ho Ho Ho
reMaimbeer tool tep
it maik u look cool
in frownt uv ur gurlfrain
weth power thool
remaimbur tool tip?
it wuz that show
with that man he got
Ho Ho Ho
remaimbeer tool tep
it maik u look cool
in frownt uv ur gurlfrain
weth power thool
11 – Intro of DJ Thomas Selleck
Hashmeer: Selleck!
DJ Thomas Selleck Private Investigaitiv Jurnalist:
words uv investigashun
12 – HTTRTI
Head wuz laift
Tung wuz owf
Chowkie’s freeze maid tha
Tung go sowft
Eye hev advices
At tha right prices
Yu wunt thaim well
you betther pay twyce thain
U wunt in
Wunt warm tung
I dont blame thees
Tungue wunt blankeet on
Yu wunt punishmint or ewe
wunt a gren?
I tale whut yu hev to dew to begin
HTTRTI….
This is whut ewe do when u put ur tung in
HTTRTI….
now yu not allowed to watch Rin Tin Tin!
i know prosteetoot
she know me
now she tell hashmeer name to pwalice
Innicint
What!
you dont know about chinese licorish????
One u can taik aind
Won is for free
Won is for
Four howndred doller
Won is a schladie
stocwck in a babie crib maybe
I don’t know whain!
I jowst say this when eye see thaim aind uh fraind
HTTRTI….
this is whut yu dewing whain yu put yur tungue en
HTTRTI….
now yu not allowed to watch Rin Tin Tin!
13 – Ghos Bozzers
Something Strainge
and yur feeling goodth
Who is it?
Ghos Bozzers!
Somesing Straing
in nayboorhood
who it is?
Ghos Bozzers!
eye em not afrayd of a ghos Bozzers!
Bozzin’ makes me feel greath
eye em not afrayd of ghos BOZZERS
eye em not afrayd of ghos BOZZERS
eye em not afraid of a ghos BOZZERS
eye em not afrayd of ghos BOZZERS!
eye not afraid
And now schladies geht reddy for the end of thees recordings heer it iz:
eye not afraiding of ghost
butt
i afraid of 1-pak the most
HE A GHOST!
EYE EM NOT AFRAID UV GHOSTS EXcEPT
EYE AFRAID UV RIGHTH EYE
SHE A GHOS BETCH
BESH BESH BESH BESH BESH BESH
14 – Gangsta’s Bus Pass Paladice
(sung by a chinese)
As i sit w pak o crackers
And cup o ice
I wait on bus and i
Have a bus pass
It monthly bus pass so
You can use twice
I 58, chinese and i listen
Gansta paladice
That is life
Dont think twice
Pair of eyes on me i
Dont give a rice
Finish pak o crackers
Cup o ice shake
Sit in back of bus it
Like earthquake
Gangsta paladice on headphone no mistake
Every day
Eat fish and rice
Go outside
Eat pak o crackers
Month bus pass
U can even use thrice
I go home every night
And fire up a fish and rice
Every night a lonely night living
Gangsta bus pass paladice
At least i have cracker, ice, and a
Monthly bus pass that i use thrice
But every night a lonely night living
Gangsta bus pass paladice
As i sit with pak o crackers and i wait on bus
I shake cup o ice and i finish pak o crackers
Here come bus
Here come my headphone!
Regular headphone not eel bud
As i wait on bus
No mistake
Cracker pak
Cup o ice
Bus pass
Checccccck!
Oh yeah, im dressed
I also have face
Also have head
Ok now i ride bus
Headphone very loud
Now another cracker
No wait cup o ice shake i think i take a
piece o ice
That is life
Minimum wage
And a monthly bus pass with tha gangsta paladice
I go home to every night
And i fire up a fish and rice
Every night a lonely night living
Gangsta bus pass paladice
i have cracker, cup o ice, and a
give a cup o ice a shake twice
But every night a lonely night living
Gangsta bus pass paladice
Eat a piece o’ ice turn my headphone up twice
That is gangsta bus pass paladice but
every night a fish and rice living
Gangsta Bus Pass Paladice
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